If you’re a noob using a sex dating site, there are some tips you need to know to get the most of the sex opportunities!
1. Get Your Bronze On
Your profile picture needs to be the most attractive as possible. After all, people are judging you by the way you look in your picture. Invest in some body bronzer or spray tan (just don’t use the orangey stuff) to make your skin look like it seriously feels good to touch.
2. Be Candid About Your Desires
Listen, this isn’t the time to be bashful. Everyone’s there with the same goal in mind, so no one’s going to get offended by your foot fetish or desire to be dominated. Lay it all out there. That’s the only way to be sure you get what you want!
3. Keep it Private
Take advantage of any privacy settings the dating site allows, such as a temporary email address or a pseudonym user name. Being open about your desires doesn’t mean you’re not entitled to privacy. The last thing you need is for your boss or girlfriend to wander on the site and find you in all your bare-assed splendor.
4. Ask Plenty of Questions
There are those in the world who don’t give a damn about spreading their sexually-transmitted disease. Before you take things into the bedroom (or the elevator), ask plenty of questions of this person you’re seeking carnal knowledge with. You can get plenty of sex from the dating site. There’s no need to settle for anyone who isn’t totally healthy.
5. Get Fit
Don’t kid yourself about your body. You’re going to have lots of competition on a sex dating site. This is not the time to be in denial about that beer gut, or those jiggly thighs. If you want a hot body to lay down with, make sure you’re giving as well as you get. Tone up to get down. Get it?
