The online dating is world is a battlefield, so knowing what you’re doing beforehand will make it less likely that you step on a landmine. So before we go into great opening lines, we should explain what type of photo you should have before you enter the warzone of Tinder:

• Make sure your profile photo is the best. Tinder is almost solely based on first impressions, so make sure your main photo will keep them around for a while.
• If you have an interesting hobby, let it show through your picture! Skiing, tennis, running, you name it, just make sure it gives them an idea of what you enjoy.
• Ask yourself if you would want to meet you with the photo you’re providing. Smile, be approachable, and have a clear picture that can generate the interest of another person.

Now that we’ve got that covered, make sure that your profile is filled out properly. Enough information to get the gist of how you are is great, but an hour long read that needs an Atlas to keep your profile grounded is unnecessary. Be honest about your height and weight as well, because (as shallow as it may seem) if you asked one meal and got something completely different… you’d be pretty angry too. This isn’t a feelgood romantic comedy where everything works out okay in the end. This is real life, so be honest, sincere, and humorous.

Opening Lines

Opening lines are where your “match” decides whether or not they’d like to further communication with you. Since both your time and their time is worthwhile, something short, witty, and to the point always works. As simple “hi” or “hey” will be ignored, here’s a few excellent suggestions for opening lines.

• “Is your name Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.” (risky, but funny)
• “There she is” (corny, but people reply often)
• “Are you a good cuddler? I might let you join my cuddle gang” (cute icebreaker)
• Ask something weird, then blame auto-correct
• “Are you my appendix? Because I don’t know what you are, but there’s this feeling in my stomach that I should take you out.”
• *insert witty pickup line here*
• Are you on Tinder because you’re solo?
• Prettiest smile I’ve seen on Tinder
• Finally found a girl like you.
• Sup Tinderella

Now it’s worth mentioning that compliments or information about them work great (you’re reading what they’ve said right?) so the more time you invest knowing them the better. Other than that, consideration is key because YOU DON’T KNOW THEM. Happy hunting!